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Why water is so important


Water and constipation
Lots of the clients I see who are having trouble going to the loo or suffer from bloating are dehydrated.

Why water is so important #02If you are dehydrated the body will try and keep as much water in the system as possible. The body makes the colon squeeze newly formed stools to extract as much water from them as it can and 'recycle' it by re-absorbing it back into the body. Not only does that dry out the waste going through you, making it difficult to pass but also means that toxins from your poo may be reabsorbed into the body - euch!

If the waste working its way through your colon is too dry it can make it difficult to pass and can cause you to bloat up through hardness and trapped gas.


Are you dehydrated?

Often you may be drinking two litres of plain water a day and still be dehydrated - bizarre as that may seem!

Signs and symptoms of dehydration include;

# Constipation
# IBS type symptoms
# weight gain
# Bloating
# flushed face
# extreme thirst
# dry skin
# decreased amounts of urine or unable to pass urine
# dark yellow urine or sometimes very clear urine
# dizziness made worse by standing
# weakness
# cramping in the arms and legs
# tiredness
# irritability
# headaches
# dry mouth and tongue
# thick saliva

By the time you feel thirsty or get a dry mouth you are probably already dehydrated.



It's not just a case of drinking more water although that will, in most cases, help. It's how it's drunk, the temperature, and quantity. Ideally you should always drink water slowly, especially when dehydrated as the body may struggle to process it properly. If you drink water too quickly and in large quantities this can actually result in illness and in some cases death so please be careful.

Having a colonic will help hydrate the body and can then help maintain hydration. A colonic will help gently cleanse and hydrate the digestive system, break up dehydrated waste materials on the intestinal walls and prevent the re-absorption of toxic materials.



But I drink loads of water - how can I be dehydrated?
Some clients may be drinking a good amount of water and may still have problems going to the loo or have a bloated and uncomfortable feeling. There are many reasons for this, including past water drinking habits which may not have been so good.

Sometimes you past really does catch up on you and if you haven't been as good at drinking water in the past your body can sometimes find it difficult to catch up.

We have remedies that can help you hydrate and absorb water more effectively, which in turn will help your bowels work more efficiently.

A lot of what we do is quite simple, it's just realising you needed to know it in the first place that can be difficult!


Our promise to you
We promise that we will help you toward your goals, whatever they are, as effectively and efficiently as we can.

We offer a tailored professional approach to you as an individual and will gently guide you, with as much help as we can offer, towards whatever it is you are trying to achieve.




























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